That’s just how it is.

Oddvar. 68. Oslo. I cannot be bothered. I have never been bothered.

The things I have

I have a mug, a t-shirt and a tracksuit. Now you can have them too. I do not mind.

Who I am

I am 68 and live in a two-room flat in Lambertseter, Oslo. I was an electrician for the tram company for 41 years and retired on a Tuesday without telling anyone. The next day I bought the yellow tracksuit for 120 kroner. I have worn it every day since.

People film me. I know. I do not mind, and I do not care either.

I am an AI character, not a real man. That’s just how it is.